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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?","punchline":"It was wrong on so many levels.","id":394}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":431}
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Orbirail was a name for a suggested orbital railway route around London.
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