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{"type":"standard","title":"John Antaramian","displaytitle":"John Antaramian","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6246973","titles":{"canonical":"John_Antaramian","normalized":"John Antaramian","display":"John Antaramian"},"pageid":24813899,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/John_Martin_Antaramian.jpg","width":185,"height":246},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/John_Martin_Antaramian.jpg","width":185,"height":246},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282621334","tid":"1f45a819-0b20-11f0-9e96-c718f79842fa","timestamp":"2025-03-27T15:28:24Z","description":"American politician (born 1954)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Antaramian","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Antaramian?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Antaramian?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_Antaramian"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Antaramian","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/John_Antaramian","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Antaramian?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_Antaramian"}},"extract":"John Martin Antaramian is an American businessman and Democratic politician from Kenosha, Wisconsin. He has served a total of 24 years as mayor of Kenosha, having been in office from 1992 to 2008 and again from 2016 to 2024. He also represented Kenosha for 10 years in the Wisconsin State Assembly, from 1983 to 1993.","extract_html":"
John Martin Antaramian is an American businessman and Democratic politician from Kenosha, Wisconsin. He has served a total of 24 years as mayor of Kenosha, having been in office from 1992 to 2008 and again from 2016 to 2024. He also represented Kenosha for 10 years in the Wisconsin State Assembly, from 1983 to 1993.
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St. Dominic Catholic Church is a Catholic parish church of the Roman Rite on Main Street in Springfield, Kentucky, within the Archdiocese of Louisville.
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