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{"type":"standard","title":"Tip Snooke","displaytitle":"Tip Snooke","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7808773","titles":{"canonical":"Tip_Snooke","normalized":"Tip Snooke","display":"Tip Snooke"},"pageid":3165481,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Tip_Snooke_1935.jpg/330px-Tip_Snooke_1935.jpg","width":320,"height":428},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Tip_Snooke_1935.jpg","width":648,"height":866},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291897972","tid":"72974a8b-3842-11f0-af87-66b26e90e708","timestamp":"2025-05-24T01:57:29Z","description":"South African cricketer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tip_Snooke","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tip_Snooke?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tip_Snooke?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tip_Snooke"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tip_Snooke","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Tip_Snooke","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tip_Snooke?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tip_Snooke"}},"extract":"Sibley John \"Tip\" Snooke played Test cricket for South Africa as an all-rounder, captaining the side to victory 3–2 against England in a five-Test series in South Africa in 1909–10. He played in 26 Test matches, playing the first 23 between 1906 and 1912, and he was recalled aged 41 for three further Test matches against England in South Africa in 1922–23.","extract_html":"
Sibley John \"Tip\" Snooke played Test cricket for South Africa as an all-rounder, captaining the side to victory 3–2 against England in a five-Test series in South Africa in 1909–10. He played in 26 Test matches, playing the first 23 between 1906 and 1912, and he was recalled aged 41 for three further Test matches against England in South Africa in 1922–23.
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Plan Kathleen, sometimes referred to as the Artus Plan, was a military plan for the invasion of Northern Ireland by Nazi Germany, sanctioned in 1940 by Stephen Hayes, Acting Irish Republican Army (IRA) Chief of Staff.
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