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Marjorie Acosta-Ruiz, known professionally as MJ Acosta-Ruiz, is a Dominican-American sports reporter for NFL Network who joined ESPN as anchor of the Los Angeles edition of Sportscenter in 2024.
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Elektra Vandergeld is the stage name of Eseen Ortiz, a Mexican drag performer who competed on the fourth season of La Más Draga and competed on the second season of Drag Race México. She is from Mexico City.
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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