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Leavin' Teramis is a 1990 run and gun video game developed and published by Thalion Software for the Atari ST. A port for the Amiga was released a few months later.
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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Dispo is an American photo sharing and social networking app owned by Dispo, Inc. and co-founded by CEO Daniel Liss, Slovak YouTuber David Dobrik, and Natalie Mariduena. When the app initially launched on iOS in December 2019, it briefly charted as the most downloaded free app on the App Store, ahead of both Disney+ and Instagram. The app was rebranded and relaunched as Dispo, expanding from a single-player camera to a full social network in March 2021.
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