{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}
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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
{"type":"general","setup":"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?","punchline":"He felt his presents.","id":116}
{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}
{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What time is it?","punchline":"I don't know... it keeps changing.","id":77}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with no legs?","punchline":"Ground beef!","id":56}
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